/CHAD/ Gamejams
"Robots & Dungeons"
Theme:
"The robots have enumerated my culture, enslaved my people & built rape dungeons, where they relentlessly scream with the voice of a jewish man pretending to be an evil robot."To construct your game's setting, use the above as a schitzo-spiraling stepping stone.
Technological restraints:
C/C++, Raylib (NOT Ada)
Genre restraint:
bullet-hell
Minimum playtime:
3 minutes
Maximum playtime:
20 minutesYour submission being compilable by others is of great concern.
Consequently, you are not allowed to have external dependencies, that is, dependencies that are not packaged with the repo. This rule is intended such that you use minimal dependencies, instead of blowing all your time on shoveling frameworks & libraries into your project.
This is a friendly reminder that submitting something, anything, is more important that attempting to develop the über-vidya.
You join the gamejam by submitting a voice recording
of the following demonic incantation:
"I will participate in the /chad/ gamejam titled '${TITLE}'
& submit something to the best of my abilities."
Submissions
| Demonic Invocation | Name | Project Link | Sample |
| ["Robots & Dungeons"] | [2026-04-20] | [2026-04-26] | |
| Anon | [torment-nexus-i] %WEBPLAY% |  |
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| Emil | [emancer] %WEBPLAY% |  |
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| Xolatile | [xpace] |  |
CONTRACT TERMS
§ 1.1 SUBMISSION: To submit a Demonic Invocation (hereon "invocation"), get your favorite recording software (OBS, Mumble, Audacity, etc.), & say "I, <NAME>, will participate in <GAMEJAM> & submit something to the best of my abilities." & submit it to:
§ 1.3 By submission of an invocation you hereby surrender your soul to the Machine God for the duration of the contract.
§ 2 TERMINATION
§ 2.1.1 COMPLETION To complete the contract & thus terminate it, you must simply follow the general description of the gamejam that are listed above.
§ 2.1.2 To comply, ensure your program is compilable with these general restrictions:
- § 2.1.2.1 Basic compiler toolchain, with additions (gperf, yacc, etc. being permissible as they are almost always 1st class packages); &
- § 2.1.2.2 Follows the specific genre; &
- § 2.1.2.3 Retains at least one significant quality persistent in a reasonable duration matching the theme; &
- § 2.1.2.4 Retains a general minimum play time such that it would qualify, this is not strictly enforced; &
- § 2.1.2.5 you are permitted use packages if they are considered highly accessible: availiable in Debian Stable, & unmasked in Official Gentoo; &
- § 2.1.2.6 Clause § 2.3 will be immediately invoked if Microsoft Windows is involved in the execution or compilation in submission; &
- § 2.1.2.7 Must compile on other's machine, you should include as much code as is reasonable to ensure your code is compilable:
- § 2.1.2.5.1:Inlcude uncommonly / volatile packaged libraries (i.e. Raylib); &
- § 2.1.2.5.2:Anything that could be version specific.
§ 2.1.3 Other listed information is strictly advisory. The most important part of a submission is having submitted something (functional) at all.
§ 2.2 CANCELLATION The only way to cancel your invocation is to castrate yourself. The only way to be otherwise free of the invocation is to do what you said.
§ 2.3 UNFULFILLED The invocation expires at the end of your life, where you will be sent to the "TORTURE NEXUS" (from notable Americana Novella "DO. NOT. CREATE. THE. TORTURE. NEXUS." by Xavior Amon Emersons) where you will have to use Microsoft Outlook for the rest of time.
©opyright © Anonymous ... [Repeat total of 8697 times...], Emil Emil Emil, 4241 BC -> ∞ ... All Rites Reserved ... Violators Will Be Forced To Make Games.